Flow is a Construct

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

James Earl Jones probably needs one too

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panasonicyouth:

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I’ll take some Papuan Wattle with that

When I was in Belize, our guide pointed out “devil’s guts” to us. His accent was so thick, however, that it was two more days before I realized it wasn’t “devil’s goats”, which seemed like a much stranger name.

catdementia:

Ok. Here are a few select items from the USDA list of Invasive and Noxious Weeds.

-precatory bean
-biddy biddy
-bidgee-widgee
-pirri-pirri bur
-hairy jointgrass
-animated oats
-long-bracted beggar-ticks
-devil’s guts
-testiculate buttercup

oh, and don’t forget the pale biddy biddy

AND FALSE WILIWILI… OMG YOUR WILIWILI ISN’T REAL???

http://plants.usda.gov/java/invasiveOne

brianbassett:

I was the photographer for the event and I was on the floor right under these two … the best part?  He smiled and took pictures with attendees after this was all over … it wasn’t like he was booting it up.

michaelhayes:

I was working over the weekend, kind of. Went to a sports blog conference and got to see Kobayashi do what he was genetically predetermined to do.

[Kobayashi Chugs A Gallon Of Milk In 18 Seconds]

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uproxx:

A Malcolm Jamal Warning

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Oh, man. I worked in a magazine store that sold porn and this really resonates with me.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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 My Monday is now back on track after laughing at this for 5 minutes