The text reads: I try to type whenever possible, but this pen I <s>stole</s> liberated from Foley’s NY Pub & Rest. lives permanently in my laptop bag in case of wi-fi emergency.

 The text reads:

I try to type whenever possible, but this pen I <s>stole</s> liberated from Foley’s NY Pub & Rest. lives permanently in my laptop bag in case of wi-fi emergency.